Thursday, June 19, 2008

LOLperps iz go


"Teh fun begin. Teh perpz cutez. Do silly tingz. Makez funny facez. Meybe sum singez too also. U haz cute perp pix sendez tis blog n they get postez," sez teh perp-master.

O.K. More fun in the new world kids. In an effort to capitalize on two booming trends sweeping the nation-LOLcats and perpwalks-I have created the LOLperps blog. If you want to play along just find a pic of your favorite perp, walking the walk or lying to congress, give it the LOLperps treatment. Send it to the perp-master care of this blog and I will post it here. It's quick, it's easy and it's the law that is coming for the investment bankers, reators, mortgage brokers and other greedy rat finks that have been living the good life since Ronny was in office and all they had to steal was our future.

Heeeeeeeere's Angelo

And what could we do without the man who helped make this all possible-Angelo Mozilo. We know he didn't do it all by himself (and so do Senators Dodd and Conrad) but he's so grotesque he makes the perfect poster child for this ugly situation.

Bonus question: How many years ago did he die? Best answer, within three decades, wins the the undying esteem of the entire blogoshpere.


LOLtors

Not even an hour old and the blog is already new and improved. "Glamour Shots" of Realtors are also suitable for LOLperps treatment.